November 1997: Volume 13, Number 2

TUG Notes

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The January ‘98 issue will feature articles on Internet security as well as domain name servers. If you have a short article to contribute on these subjects, (or any AS/400 topic), contact the TUG News-Magazine Editor at 416-622-8789, or via e-mail at vaughn@tug.ca

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One-liners

• Managing programmers is like herding cats.
• Mommy! The cursor’s winking at me.
• Capt’n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!
• The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m / sec 2.
• It’s redundant. It’s redundant - R.E. Dundant.
• If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
• Do you like me for my brain or my baud?
• If at first you don’t succeed, call it Version 1.0
• Maintenance-free: When it breaks it can’t be fixed.
• Memory dump: Amnesia...
• Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro...
• Modem: How a Southerner asks for seconds.
• Nostalgia: The good old days multiplied by a bad memory.
• 29A – The hexadecimal of the beast.
• From C:*.* to shining C:*.*

Prize Winner!

The winner of the door prize at the September MoM was Lucy Davis, of Gage Distribution. (pictured, with TUG President, Richard Dolewski.)

New Addition!

Richard Dolewski had to skip his scheduled golf game for the arrival of his son Nicholas on Oct.8th, but it was well worth it...

Joke of the day...

From: Bev Russell
Date: Nov. 1, 1997
Subject: My joke of the day! Great definition, received over the net…
Windows 95: A 32 bit extension and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system coded for a 4 bit microprocessor written by a 2 bit company that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.

T < G

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